(As seen on Not That Desperate)
You Know You're From Eugene When... |
*You inadvertently own one or more pieces of tie-dye clothing You have ever owned or traveled cross-country in a VW van You used to play hacky-sack but had to give it up because you developed an allergy to the bag material *You understand the difference between cafe au lait and a latte *You know how to pronounce "Allan Brothers" but you don't care You had to quit coffee You find yourself humming along with the Grateful Dead, whether you like them or not You can't always remember who among your friends is lesbigay and who is straight You know what lesbigay means and how to use it in a sentence You have friends who really are bisexual You own a hand drum or know a friend who owns one Men with short hair look kind of odd to you, but you're not sure why *You have potlucks down to a fine art *You think channeling was responsible for getting the cross removed from Skinner's Butte AND opening up Willamette Street You understand how a reggae concert turned into a riot with the police *You don't run if it rains suddenly and you have no umbrella *You look up at the sky every morning and say "It'll burn off!" *A day without sunshine is a month You have taught workshops and all your friends came You know the difference between 1st and 2d degree Reiki You and/or most of your friends are 1st or 2d degree Reiki You dig your weekly Rolfing sessions. You tone (with your voice, not at Gold's Gym) You know what LMT stands for You are an LMT You know how to whip out a good-looking flier in Pagemaker *The people at Kinko's know you by name You know what days they clear the bulletin boards at Fifth St. Market *You know that Fifth Street is actually Fifth Avenue *You have ever worn Birkenstocks, even without meaning to *Some of your best friends wear Birkenstocks, on purpose *You buy "distressed" produce You get free produce from friends who work at any natural foods store *You don't know anybody who works 9-5, Monday - Friday and/or wears a suit *You call Eugene Weekly "What's Happening" When a friend gets something she wants, you say "Way to manifest!" You routinely use the female pronoun as generic in writing and speaking... You think the Jerry Garcia mural on High St. is the coolest piece of art you ever saw. You have ever attended a Grateful Dead concert at Autzen more than once. You consider the Oregon Country Fair the highlight of the year. You know the methods of growing marijuana without being caught. You claim that the marijuana is "industrial hemp" if you are caught. You understand the term "kind buds". You actually buy Frog's joke books. *You know why Frog isn't supposed to sell the books directly to you. *You frequent at least five clothing resale shop for the clothes, not the bargains. You miss Icky's Tea House. You are offended by one or more of the above sentences *You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Eugene. |
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